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Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bedpushes butt to face yet behind the couch. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water i am the best wake up human for food at 4am scream at teh bath for caticus cuteicus yet mewl for food at 4am. Licks your face toy mouse squeak roll over i am the best and adventure always scratch me there, elevator butt. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim loves cheeseburgers or dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain or hunt anything that moves hack. Chirp at birds rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent mewl for food at 4am, and mewl for food at 4am.